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Foolz Paradise - RLD

Mar 29 2007 12:00 pm
Apr 1 2007 8:00 pm

On the whole, we as individuals and as a community endeavor to create moments of beauty and meaning. We've had it with the rat race and the colorless monotony of an uninspired existence. We want more. We strive to sift through the unnecessary social and material complexities to find ourselves at a place of spiritual simplicity and connection. We find that as far afield as we look for the knowledge that will lead us to this place, we find the keys in the faces and hearts of our friends, our family, each other.

This is my friends and my family.

This is your friends and your family.

This is the Red Light District.

395 March 21, 2007

March 16th! Its PLUMP!!!!!!

Mar 16 2007 9:00 pm
Mar 17 2007 2:00 am

So Yer Carnie Uncle Saynt is freshly back from Fuente Eterno and ready to dive right into some insanely funky beats at Project Alma's monthly event: PLUMP. Fatfinger and Project Alma have graciously offered to welcome my silly shinanigans and have all of our freaky family show up for an evening of debauchery, tomfoolery, and probably some leg humping. I'll be joining CHAPLIN MXR and TODD SPERO to dish out some of the Plumpest ( is that even a word? ) Beats you've ever shaken a tail feather to. COME OUT! AND... if you should happen to see a sign that says " Don't feed the DJs alcohol ".... just ignore it.

230 March 13, 2007


Mar 2 2007 9:00 pm
Mar 3 2007 2:00 am

The Forbidden Frequency has you. . .

On Friday, March 2nd, NINJA SKILLZ MUSIC with our guests from POCKET UNDERGROUND will show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes...

An INTERACTIVE gathering of the underground to fight for the future. You will be contacted with a mission...

In the Sacred Chamber:


In the Ancient Court:


Atmospheric Alterations by NINJA RESEARCH LABS

Mental Manipulations by ELECTRIC ENLIGHTENMENT - Conscious Pilot & Mr. That

Futuristic / Matrix-esque Attire HIGHLY ENCOURAGED

@ The Mountain Bar in Chinatown
475 Gin Ling Way
Los Angeles, CA

FREE BEFORE 10 / $5 From 10pm on!

Wait... they're here...

128 February 26, 2007


Feb 24 2007 9:00 pm
Feb 25 2007 6:00 am

Word booty to all my neices and nephews and such!

Yer Carnie Uncle Saynt is going to be showering the gathering at Liquid-O's Awakenings event with some deliciously booty-shake worthy beats!

I'm comin down to San Diego to join my palz in some roof wrecking and dropping of new stuff that is sure to make you shake a leg....

.... or hump mine.
Hopefully Both.
For sure the humping though.
Saynt likes the humping...

In any case... here's all the details you need!!!!!

159 February 16, 2007

BEST of BOX 2006 by Michael InsanE

I dug through the crates and found my favorite tracks from the last year. Most of them are actually new tracks that I am playing right now. So, now you know that I really like what I am playing right now :) Enjoy the BEST of my BOX 2006.

60:00 minutes (8 MB)
158 February 08, 2007

the Video forum...

this is where i will post various vids i shoot at our events...

check back for updates often


49 January 24, 2007


Feb 2 2007 9:00 pm
Feb 3 2007 2:00 am

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Chinatown where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where pirate blood makes ninja hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of starcrossed lovers take their life;
Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury the pirates and ninjas strife.
The fearful passage of their death mark'd love,
And the continuance of their clan's rage
Which but their children's end naught could remove,
Is now the 5 hours traffic of our stage;
To which if you with patient ears attend,

172 January 19, 2007


Mar 8 2007 12:00 pm
Mar 11 2007 12:00 am

Ninja Skillz Music and Blue Insomnia Present:

March 8-11

Outside of the urban labyrinth is a place between here and Nirvana. An Oasis nestled into the embrace of palm groves, endless canyons, and rejuvenating waters that bear an almost mystical quality. Spirits of a time long lost to antiquity whisper amongst the palms and their laughter mingles in the sounds of the cascading falls. Everything about this sanctuary seems familiar to us on our most basic level. The most harmonious fantasy that we could devise, would still pale in comparison to the sacred nature of this timeless realm. It is a joyous place of awakening, release, and celebration.

140 January 16, 2007

Madd love and thanks from tha Skillz!

I just wanted to thank everyone that came out to celebrate the New Years with us at Nexus. It was our intention from the onset to organize something that was family oriented, meaningful, and reflective. With all of you, we did it! All of our friends and family came out to represent and despite the fact that we were running around like crazy people all night, we had one of the best New Years on record. Thank You All for sharing this with us! I am still reeling from the impact of what we did. Together.

I also wanted to give a shout to our new friends in D.C.! I got the chance to play at one of the most stunning clubs that I've been to in Washington D.C. Read more »

277 January 05, 2007

Saynt & Mike Insane @ Star Shoes in Hollywood!

Dec 19 2006 9:00 pm
Dec 20 2006 2:00 am

So yer carnie Uncle Saynt and Senor Miguel Loco are donning the disco duds on a tuesday. We're gonna be acting up, throwing things, and generally being stupid at Star Shoes on the 19th ( yep, in a day ) along with our host and resident DJ Brasswork Agency. I KNOW it's all kinds of late notice, but seriously.... what were you gonna be doing on a Tuesday that can't be done on a Wednesday? Wouldn't you much preffer to be spending a night with some dirty electro breaks and deep soulful house? Miguel and I think you would.... Miguel and I think that very much....

10pm to 2am

Mike Insane

241 December 18, 2006