Calling all Fools and Freaks! Jesters and Jokers! Your Pals at Ninja Skillz are calling you out for a very special night of sillyness, grab-assing, and abject stupidity at Forbidden Foolz. This is the next in our monthly installment of Ninja Skillz Shinanigans and we are proud to welcome SIMPLY JEFF, MIZOTA, 220V, darkMatter, and our own Ninjas, Sammy Bliss, Mark Zabala, JP, and Rhines. This is a night of not taking yourself AT ALL seriously. A Masquerade for Maniacs. A Confederate of Dunces. All our favorite freaks!

We'll see you there!
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::Ninjaskillz Monthly @Mountain Bar in Chinatown::

Calling all Fools and Freaks! Jesters and Jokers! Your Pals at Ninja Skillz are calling you out for a very special night of sillyness, grab-assing, and abject stupidity at Forbidden Foolz. This is the next in our monthly installment of Ninja Skillz Shinanigans and we are proud to welcome SIMPLY JEFF, MIZOTA, 220V, darkMatter, and our own Ninjas, Sammy Bliss, Mark Zabala, JP, and Rhines. This is a night of not taking yourself AT ALL seriously. A Masquerade for Maniacs. A Confederate of Dunces. All our favorite freaks!

We'll see you there!
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::Ninjaskillz Monthly @Mountain Bar in Chinatown::

Start your weekend off with NINJAS @ Forbidden Foolz

THEN

End your weekend PROPER with MORE NINJAS @ The MOR Bar!

Grab that Red Bull, pry yourself off the couch and give Monday Morning the finger! I mean seriously... Sunday is STILL a weekend day right? DONT LET THE MAN KEEP YOU DOWN!

Instead, come shake a tail feather with yer Ninja Palz

Phil Dog ( NinjaSkillz.Net )
Guardian ( NinjaSkillz.Net, RLD )
Saynt ( NinjaSkillz.Net, RLD )

FREE FREE FREE ALL NIGHT!
2 for 1 beers early on and other goodies!

Located at the Mor Bar in Santa Monica
2941 Main Street
Santa Monica, CA

Start your weekend off with NINJAS @ Forbidden Foolz

THEN

End your weekend PROPER with MORE NINJAS @ The MOR Bar!

Grab that Red Bull, pry yourself off the couch and give Monday Morning the finger! I mean seriously... Sunday is STILL a weekend day right? DONT LET THE MAN KEEP YOU DOWN!

Instead, come shake a tail feather with yer Ninja Palz

Phil Dog ( NinjaSkillz.Net )
Guardian ( NinjaSkillz.Net, RLD )
Saynt ( NinjaSkillz.Net, RLD )

FREE FREE FREE ALL NIGHT!
2 for 1 beers early on and other goodies!

Located at the Mor Bar in Santa Monica
2941 Main Street
Santa Monica, CA

I know some crazy kids. Crazy kids that at times make us ninja folks actually look sane. Just this weekend one of them was telling me how it was OK for me to be useless for once. Outside of that, SKANDAR and MOODY MOORE head up the 8:39 crew and they have invited us ninja types down to be on had to ROCK ASSES in San Diego on April 13th. We TOTALLY dig on the 8:39'ers and have played with them on many an occasion ( despite the fact that Skandar is actively plotting Mark Zabala's demise.... seriously... just ask him ).

THIS IS A NIGHT SAN DIEGO CANNOT MISS!!!!!!!

8:39 Presents Electric SHOCK!

I know some crazy kids. Crazy kids that at times make us ninja folks actually look sane. Just this weekend one of them was telling me how it was OK for me to be useless for once. Outside of that, SKANDAR and MOODY MOORE head up the 8:39 crew and they have invited us ninja types down to be on had to ROCK ASSES in San Diego on April 13th. We TOTALLY dig on the 8:39'ers and have played with them on many an occasion ( despite the fact that Skandar is actively plotting Mark Zabala's demise.... seriously... just ask him ).

THIS IS A NIGHT SAN DIEGO CANNOT MISS!!!!!!!

8:39 Presents Electric SHOCK!

Unfortunately, the Synergy Festival has been postponed on account of the weather. More information to come.

MADD LOVE and HAPPY 4/20!
Tha Skillz.

Unfortunately, the Synergy Festival has been postponed on account of the weather. More information to come.

MADD LOVE and HAPPY 4/20!
Tha Skillz.

Unfortunately, the Synergy Festival has been postponed on account of the weather. More information to come.

MADD LOVE and HAPPY 4/20!
Tha Skillz.

We have been summoned to add some culture and vibe to the best club in Los Angeles. The underground is taking over Club Vanguard and all of us on the list gets VIP access and discounted price with out time limits. Vanguard is the only club in the west with the one and only FUNCTION ONE sound system. We all get VIP treatment and a separate line just for Blue Insomnia guest list and ticket holders. In addition, we all get discounted tickets to this amazing night with Judge Jules and our favorite local DJs. Be sure to purchase your discounted tickets here to get VIP access and no time limit of arrival. You may also sign on the guest list, however, you must arrive at the door no later than 11:00pm to still get the benefits. So either pre-purchase your tickets now, or

We have been summoned to add some culture and vibe to the best club in Los Angeles. The underground is taking over Club Vanguard and all of us on the list gets VIP access and discounted price with out time limits. Vanguard is the only club in the west with the one and only FUNCTION ONE sound system. We all get VIP treatment and a separate line just for Blue Insomnia guest list and ticket holders. In addition, we all get discounted tickets to this amazing night with Judge Jules and our favorite local DJs. Be sure to purchase your discounted tickets here to get VIP access and no time limit of arrival. You may also sign on the guest list, however, you must arrive at the door no later than 11:00pm to still get the benefits. So either pre-purchase your tickets now, or

So after a debaucherous night at the Vanguard, we're going to pull you IMMEDIATELY into some more shinanigans! The Fabtastic Four will be taking over the Main Room at Joseph's in Hollywood for round 2 of the Shiney Shirt Outreach Program!

In Le Main Room ( Ye Olde ) 1pm - 8pm or so.

BLUE
WOLFIE
PORTER TINSLEY
Yer Carnie Uncle SAYNT

IT IS $5 Per Person and YOU MUST RSVP To yer Uncle Saynt for the guestlist. THIS IS HOW THEY TRACK HOW AWESOME WE ARE. Help ya brothas and sista out.

rsvp to guestlist@ninjaskillz.net

EM Sundays at Joseph's
Joseph's
1775 N. Ivar St.
(Right behind Avalon)

The Forbidden Fiesta is now a Ninja Siesta.

Just kidding. Ninjas never sleep.

The Mountain bar is currently being remodeled into an even MORE AMAZING VENUE, so we are taking a break from our monthly in May and June to prepare for ALMA PARADISO - a 3 day Full Moon Beach Experience!

As part of our preparations for Alma Paradiso, we have sent some ninjas back in time to the year 1862 to help Mexico defeat the French. If all goes well, then history should rewrite itself and Mexico will have won the Battle of Puebla. That will allow us to take over a beach in La Salinas in the present day.

The Forbidden Fiesta is now a Ninja Siesta.

Just kidding. Ninjas never sleep.

The Mountain bar is currently being remodeled into an even MORE AMAZING VENUE, so we are taking a break from our monthly in May and June to prepare for ALMA PARADISO - a 3 day Full Moon Beach Experience!

As part of our preparations for Alma Paradiso, we have sent some ninjas back in time to the year 1862 to help Mexico defeat the French. If all goes well, then history should rewrite itself and Mexico will have won the Battle of Puebla. That will allow us to take over a beach in La Salinas in the present day.