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KABINET w/ Scorpia

Jun 12 2010 9:00 pm
Jun 13 2010 1:00 am

Imagine... it is a cold night in the Japanese countryside and you find yourself walking to a bench to find a woman weeping into a bit of cloth. Being the caring person that you are, you stop. You inquire as to the woman's woes and are deeply moved by her response. She gazes at you with liquid eyes and intimates that her lover has left her in this flurry of snow and pain to fend for herself. Concerned, you sit and offer your most colorful description of the nature of fate and the stupidity of fickle and blind men. She clings to you, her arms sliding over your shoulders as if to block out the cold.

You almost miss the blade that she has formed to her tongue as it glides across your neck... sealing your fate.

Meet the KUNOICHI. The female ninjas. As deadly... if not moreso... than their male counterparts, they are the masters of their craft and are ninjas the likes of which even the most stalwart opponent dare not offend.

Lady Scorpia is such a ninja and her lethal skillz draw you in to such an extent that your ultimate destination is of no moment, and all that matters is the beauty that lures you to ecstasy...


We're back!

On rare evenings, the dust and shadows are parted and the Kabinet Theatre is unlocked. On Saturday June 12th, the Wandering Marionettes invite you to experience the world within. The creatures and toys of the Kabinet Theatre have been tirelessly creating mischief that will tickle your imagination and leave you swooning. Let us carry you away to a world you can only imagine. Come dance. Come play.

Headlining the evening are your hosts, THE WANDERING MARIONETTES, interspersing the night with on and offstage performances including new dance, aerial, interactive theatre pieces and characters... This month join us and take part in the tale of THE TWIN, our spotlight character of the month.

And of course be ready to dance to the sounds of the Kabinet Theatre. Our music curator, PUMPKIN has cooked up his own especially delicious, proprietary Kabinet blend of Eclectic Electronic, Dark Organic and Avant Pop:

w/ Scorpia (ninjaskillz) & Brenda Badass Baker



& Kabinet Residents, SEDA and ANDREW ORBIT downstairs in the Gorbals all night long.

KABINET THEATRE is an evening promising to arouse, entertain and leave you wanting more.

$25 tickets at the door and online. 21 & up.
(limited discount tickets available online)
Doors at 8pm. Performances 9pm - 12am.
After party at THE GORBALS 1am

Our new location houses THE GORBALS, a hip new restaurant owned by Ilan Hall, winner of Bravo TVs Top Chef. Come early and treat yourself to a classic evening of fine dining, company, and entertainment. For more info on The Gorbals and their fantastic menu, visit Join us there for the after party for more dancing.

Some street parking is available on 5th Street and Spring as well as surrounding streets. However for the most convenient and secure parking we have made special arrangements for the following on a first come basis: Limited underground/valet parking in the Alexandria available for just $7.00. The Central Parking "self-park" lot adjacent to the Alexandria at 540 So Spring. Rate $5.00 and an attendant will be at the lot all evening.


A limited number of $15 discount presales are available, so act fast of you need them! Please help our community and do your part: buy tickets at the highest price level you can afford. When you buy a higher priced ticket it allows lower-income members of our community to purchase tickets at price levels they can afford.

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0 June 11, 2010