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Madd love and thanks from tha Skillz!

I just wanted to thank everyone that came out to celebrate the New Years with us at Nexus. It was our intention from the onset to organize something that was family oriented, meaningful, and reflective. With all of you, we did it! All of our friends and family came out to represent and despite the fact that we were running around like crazy people all night, we had one of the best New Years on record. Thank You All for sharing this with us! I am still reeling from the impact of what we did. Together.

I also wanted to give a shout to our new friends in D.C.! I got the chance to play at one of the most stunning clubs that I've been to in Washington D.C. Read more »

277 January 05, 2007

Saynt & Mike Insane @ Star Shoes in Hollywood!

Dec 19 2006 9:00 pm
Dec 20 2006 2:00 am

So yer carnie Uncle Saynt and Senor Miguel Loco are donning the disco duds on a tuesday. We're gonna be acting up, throwing things, and generally being stupid at Star Shoes on the 19th ( yep, in a day ) along with our host and resident DJ Brasswork Agency. I KNOW it's all kinds of late notice, but seriously.... what were you gonna be doing on a Tuesday that can't be done on a Wednesday? Wouldn't you much preffer to be spending a night with some dirty electro breaks and deep soulful house? Miguel and I think you would.... Miguel and I think that very much....

10pm to 2am

Mike Insane

241 December 18, 2006

JP & Rhines w/ Nectar : live @DetroitBar! _ w/ Mark Zabala & Mike Insane :: 12.29.06-Friday Night!

Dec 29 2006 9:00 pm
Dec 31 2006 12:00 pm

JP & Rhines w/ Nectar : live @DetroitBar!  _ w/ Mark Zabala & Mike Insane :: 12.29.06-Friday Night!

Date & Time:
Friday, December 29, 2006 - Sunday, December 31, 2006
9:00 PM

Detroit Bar
843 W. 19th Street
Costa Mesa, CA 92627

More Info: .

FRIDAY NIGHT December 29th, 2006

Live Visual Art Projections & DVD Taping

The Final Bristol Sessions of 2006!

Come one come all! We hope to see all of you then as we return to Detroit for another installment of 'JP & Rhines take BS hostage'!
and... we are using this night as a reason to celebrate the special birthdays that get lost via christmas, and especially for one sweet, lucky girl...

if you know her, you love her, if you've seen her, you want to know her, if you dont know her, then now is your chance to say hello and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the loveliest woman in the land, Brenda Baker... pinch her, spank her, kiss her, hug her, and show her some love! she'll be the smiling hottie dancin up front!

End of the Year Blowout! / Pre-NYE Celebration!

"a very special Birthday Celebration for Brenda!
(and other overlooked 'Xmas Bdays') !!!"

This is a very special night at Detroit bar because Innerflight music and Electric Enlightenment are collaberating together to create a live DVD of the compound experience which we are all a part of. The strong vibe that is produced from those electro ninjas JP & Rhines, which draws us to the beat every damn time they play, will finally be captured on film and remixed into an interactive live visual DVD in the near future! This vibe is not possible without you - so come out, get your groove on, and become part of the live visual art!



JP & Rhines
(ninjaskillz, innerflight, dj culture)

with very special guest:
Nectar on live guitar
(innerflight, grayhound, worship)


opening guest dj's:
Mark Zabala & Mike Insane


Conscious Pilot & Mr. That
(Electric Enlightenment, Ninja Skillz)

So come to party, celebrate Brenda's birthday, listen to some incredible music...and who knows, you might just find yourself on JP & Rhines newest DVD release!

131 December 13, 2006

Island of Lost Toys

Dec 16 2006 10:00 pm
Dec 17 2006 5:00 am

Our buddies at Hipgeneis are throwing one helluva holliday shindig, while we won't be playing there we will be....playing there... if you catch my drift....

As the holiday season approaches, store shelves are stocked with wholesome toys,
and happy songs and pleasant games are suddenly everywhere. Behind the scenes,
however, this saccharine sweetness is not so innocent. Teams of subliminal broadcasters
tirelessly promote smiling cheer, while crack squads of Holiday Enforcement Agents
in red and green conduct merciless midnight raids against those guilty of crimes against
the seasonal spirit. Armies of workers mark suggestive toys in red marker,

81 December 08, 2006

NEXUS: A New Years Eve Gathering

Dec 31 2006 9:00 pm
Jan 1 2007 7:00 am

10 hours of music, dancing and good lovin'!

Ninja Skillz
Blue Insomnia








King EI


Jesse Wright

Sammy Bliss



* Full bars all night long selling cheap drinks.

* Outdoor smoking area, and parking

* A lineup of DJs from all over Southern California

*Four areas plus a large roof top with 4 distinct theme in each room, complete deco. Put on your favorite 2006 costume

* 9pm - 7am

* No more presale tickets, but there are plenty of tickets at the door


1335 Willow St. Los Angeles, CA 90013 :: The entrance is on S. Santa Fe street between Willow and Palmetto.  The venue is The Los Angeles boxing academy.


There is plenty of street parking all around the venue.  This area is the art district, it is safe and our security will be constantly patrolling the area.


FROM SOUTH (Orange County, San Diego)

Take I-5 North toward LOS ANGELES.

Take the SEVENTH STREET exit                 0.3 miles

Turn SLIGHT RIGHT onto E 7TH ST.          0.5 miles

Turn RIGHT onto S SANTA FE AVE.          0.3 miles



Take I-10 east

Take the BOYLE AVE exit.                            0.1 miles

Turn LEFT onto S BOYLE AVE.                   0.1 miles

Turn LEFT onto WHITTIER BLVD.              0.5 miles

WHITTIER BLVD becomes E 6TH ST.         0.2 miles

Turn RIGHT onto MATEO ST.                       0.1 miles


FROM NORTH (The valley, Hollywood)

Take US-101 south.

Take the LOS ANGELES ST exit.                  0.1 miles

Turn RIGHT onto N LOS ANGELES ST.     0.1 miles

Turn LEFT onto E TEMPLE ST.                    0.2 miles

Turn RIGHT onto N ALAMEDA ST.            0.8 miles

Turn LEFT onto E 6TH ST.                            0.3 miles

Turn LEFT onto MATEO ST.                         0.1 miles


Party Bus to NEXUS NYE

The bus departs San Diego at 6:30pm sharp and will return at 7:00am from Los Angeles. You need to be at the pick up place no later than 6:00pm sharp.


Encinitas Park and Ride

At the corner of Vulcan and Encinitas Blvd. Safe and free parking is available overnight

355 December 07, 2006

NinjaDay2006 and DVD Release Party!

Dec 5 2006 7:00 pm
Dec 5 2006 10:00 pm

This is not a Ninja Skillz official event but we have to spread the good word.

Info for tonight:

Info about Ninja Day

Ask A Ninja DVD Release Party
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
7:00 PM - 10:00 PM

6356 Hollywood Boulevard
Los Angeles, California

Ask A Ninja celebrates International Walk Like A Ninja day and the release of the monumental Ask A Ninja DVD compilation. More ninjas than you can handle.

Dress up like a ninja! Open bar and appetizers sponsored by Yahoo! Video, Revver, Laughing Squid and others to be announced.

We look forward to selling the DVD on the Ask A Ninja site soon.

64 December 05, 2006

The Forbidden City Awaits...

Dec 1 2006 9:00 pm
Dec 2 2006 2:00 am

The cold night air was crisp with a breath of winter and a hint of change as a court mystic paced the halls of a palace outside of Bejing. It was the twilight hours of the Ming Dynasty and the only comfort for the mystic's troubled mind came in the form of sputtering torches that cast ghostly shadows across the stones of the hall. Who was this ninja council? What did they hope to gain from opposing the imperial regime? Who were they to think they could effect change? Lost in his brooding, he almost failed to notice... a movement... a slight shift in the shadows. His eyes darted to the source of the movement just in time to see an arrow flew past his head to implant itself in the wall. Startled at first, he realized that the arrow had intentionally missed and carried with it a message. Curiosity overcame fear as he removed the parchment and snapped it open. His concern was valid. The Ninja Council had moved on Bejing and taken over the Imperial Palace known as The Forbidden City. Drawing on their vast resources, the Ninjas planned to gather the finest musical mystics to open a portal to the future.
To someplace called Los Angeles.
To someplace called Chinatown.

And you are invited...

On December 1st, 2006 join NINJA SKILLZ as we throw wide the gates of the
Forbidden City and usher in the the most esteemed warriors of Audio Artistry and Sonic Shamanism.
This gateway to the past will materialize every first friday of the month to guide you into our world.
You have only to step through...

The Forbidden City
Located in Chinatown at the Mountain Bar
475 Gin Ling Way
Los Angeles, CA 90021
9pm - 2am
$5 All Night Long

In The Sacred Chamber:

OSCURE ( L.A.B.A, Funky Ghetto Phonics )
J.P. VS Rhines ( Ninja Skillz, DJ Culture, Innerflight )
darkMatter ( Hipgenesis )
Mark Zabala ( Ninja Skillz )

In The Ancient Court:

Saynt VS Guardian ( Ninja Skillz )
Jesse Wright ( Pocket Underground )
Mike Insane VS Phil Dog ( Ninja Skillz )

Asian Attire/Theme encouraged as we create the Forbidden City together.

Art and Decoration design by the NINJA RESEARCH LABS

Visual Cosmic Kung Fu by CONSCIOUS PILOT (, Ninja Skillz )

You haven't seen anything yet...

163 November 27, 2006

Saynt, Nick the Neck, and Jesse Wright @ The Mor Bar!

Nov 26 2006 8:00 pm

Now, I don't know about anyone else, but yer carnie uncle Saynt plans on gourging himself on the bounty of mamma ninja's thanksgiving feast. It's the one time of year where it is actually EXPECTED for you to eat yourself into a coma. I plan on doing just that. However, on the sunday following the giving of thanks I will be joining our red headed step brothers at POCKET for a little night of shinanigans and shaking the stuffing right out of ya. Come hang out with us. It'll probably be the last time you can be somewhere in public and not hear Christmas Music blaring out of every possible audio device.

126 November 21, 2006

Ninja - Pirate _Monkey in Santa Monica

Nov 19 2006 7:00 pm
Nov 20 2006 2:00 am

Now... lets be real about this.... You KNOW you are going to Lucent Delerium. YOU KNOW IT. YOU should go, that is going to be a seriously out of control event and I for one am totally looking forward to it.... The Do Lab boyz are going to outdo themselves AGAIN.

But the next day, when you're "recovering", or perhaps you haven't yet slept and are actually in a state of Delerium.... you should come hang out with us...

Greyedge Productions presents 'NinjaPirateMonkey' @ The Nocturnal Bar in Santa Monica, CA (2101 Lincoln Blvd.)

Ninja: SAYNT ( Funky House )
Pirate: PINK DADDY ( Prog. House/ Trance )

108 November 14, 2006

SPUNDAE FUNDAY! ( Whatever.. I was going for a lame title...)

Nov 11 2006 9:00 pm
Nov 12 2006 2:00 am

Our brothers on the short bus over at POCKET are gearin up for another night of shinanigans, tomfoolery, malarky, and some certain grab-assing at SPUNDAE on Saturday, November 11th!

AND We DAMN Stealthy Ninjas keep sneaking in!

This go around, yer Carnie Uncle Saynt will be joining the madcapped full-fledged fest of freakery in the Upstairs Lounge alongside Sammy Bliss, Jesse Wright, and some other chick that has a super hot girlfriend....

I'll be the guy in the FRO DEL FUEGO! Or.... something....

Send yer Uncle Saynt an email at for Guestlisting, Free Admission, and affordable alcohol disposal.

45 November 06, 2006