The following transmission was intercepted by the Ninja High Council earlier today. It is beleived that the source of the transmission is a group of transdimensional deviants known commonly as HIPGENESIS. The information was decoded and beleived to be aimed at the Los Angeles Underground and otherworldly parts unknown. While the Ninja High Council sternly disappoves of the liberal use of the term " Pirate " in regular HIPGENESIS communications, it none-the-less suspects the following information will be of inestimable value to some and have deemed it: Asshakery Approved.

Although Ninjas are not involved musically, we will undoubtably be in attendance... although attempting to find us can prove to be an excercise in futility.