The following transmission was intercepted by the Ninja High Council earlier today. It is beleived that the source of the transmission is a group of transdimensional deviants known commonly as HIPGENESIS. The information was decoded and beleived to be aimed at the Los Angeles Underground and otherworldly parts unknown. While the Ninja High Council sternly disappoves of the liberal use of the term " Pirate " in regular HIPGENESIS communications, it none-the-less suspects the following information will be of inestimable value to some and have deemed it: Asshakery Approved.

Although Ninjas are not involved musically, we will undoubtably be in attendance... although attempting to find us can prove to be an excercise in futility.

Listen here kids, yer carnie uncle Saynt is joining up with our palz, The Gumbo Brothers for another session of Holiday Madness on Wednesday, December 19th. We're gonna be getting you nice and liquored up all funky / loungey style to get you right for the hours of listening to Aunt Bea drone on about her bunyons.

You may recall the Haloween Party that we did together and what a gas that was.

We know its a school night, but you need to start putting some steel in that backbone if you're going to survive the insanity we have planned for NYE.... Be sure to come through. Have some drinks. Shake some booty. Make out.