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Friday April 13, 2007
Start: Apr 13 2007 9:00 pm

I know some crazy kids. Crazy kids that at times make us ninja folks actually look sane. Just this weekend one of them was telling me how it was OK for me to be useless for once. Outside of that, SKANDAR and MOODY MOORE head up the 8:39 crew and they have invited us ninja types down to be on had to ROCK ASSES in San Diego on April 13th. We TOTALLY dig on the 8:39'ers and have played with them on many an occasion ( despite the fact that Skandar is actively plotting Mark Zabala's demise.... seriously... just ask him ).

THIS IS A NIGHT SAN DIEGO CANNOT MISS!!!!!!!

8:39 Presents Electric SHOCK!


Saturday April 14, 2007
Start: Apr 13 2007 9:00 pm
End: Apr 14 2007 2:00 am

I know some crazy kids. Crazy kids that at times make us ninja folks actually look sane. Just this weekend one of them was telling me how it was OK for me to be useless for once. Outside of that, SKANDAR and MOODY MOORE head up the 8:39 crew and they have invited us ninja types down to be on had to ROCK ASSES in San Diego on April 13th. We TOTALLY dig on the 8:39'ers and have played with them on many an occasion ( despite the fact that Skandar is actively plotting Mark Zabala's demise.... seriously... just ask him ).

THIS IS A NIGHT SAN DIEGO CANNOT MISS!!!!!!!

8:39 Presents Electric SHOCK!


Friday April 20, 2007
Start: Apr 20 2007 2:00 pm

Unfortunately, the Synergy Festival has been postponed on account of the weather. More information to come.

MADD LOVE and HAPPY 4/20!
Tha Skillz.


Saturday April 21, 2007

Unfortunately, the Synergy Festival has been postponed on account of the weather. More information to come.

MADD LOVE and HAPPY 4/20!
Tha Skillz.


Sunday April 22, 2007
Start: Apr 20 2007 2:00 pm
End: Apr 22 2007 2:00 pm

Unfortunately, the Synergy Festival has been postponed on account of the weather. More information to come.

MADD LOVE and HAPPY 4/20!
Tha Skillz.


Saturday April 28, 2007
Start: Apr 28 2007 9:00 pm

We have been summoned to add some culture and vibe to the best club in Los Angeles. The underground is taking over Club Vanguard and all of us on the list gets VIP access and discounted price with out time limits. Vanguard is the only club in the west with the one and only FUNCTION ONE sound system. We all get VIP treatment and a separate line just for Blue Insomnia guest list and ticket holders. In addition, we all get discounted tickets to this amazing night with Judge Jules and our favorite local DJs. Be sure to purchase your discounted tickets here to get VIP access and no time limit of arrival. You may also sign on the guest list, however, you must arrive at the door no later than 11:00pm to still get the benefits. So either pre-purchase your tickets now, or


Sunday April 29, 2007
Start: Apr 28 2007 9:00 pm
End: Apr 29 2007 2:00 am

We have been summoned to add some culture and vibe to the best club in Los Angeles. The underground is taking over Club Vanguard and all of us on the list gets VIP access and discounted price with out time limits. Vanguard is the only club in the west with the one and only FUNCTION ONE sound system. We all get VIP treatment and a separate line just for Blue Insomnia guest list and ticket holders. In addition, we all get discounted tickets to this amazing night with Judge Jules and our favorite local DJs. Be sure to purchase your discounted tickets here to get VIP access and no time limit of arrival. You may also sign on the guest list, however, you must arrive at the door no later than 11:00pm to still get the benefits. So either pre-purchase your tickets now, or


Start: Apr 29 2007 1:00 pm
End: Apr 29 2007 8:00 pm

So after a debaucherous night at the Vanguard, we're going to pull you IMMEDIATELY into some more shinanigans! The Fabtastic Four will be taking over the Main Room at Joseph's in Hollywood for round 2 of the Shiney Shirt Outreach Program!

In Le Main Room ( Ye Olde ) 1pm - 8pm or so.

BLUE
WOLFIE
PORTER TINSLEY
Yer Carnie Uncle SAYNT

IT IS $5 Per Person and YOU MUST RSVP To yer Uncle Saynt for the guestlist. THIS IS HOW THEY TRACK HOW AWESOME WE ARE. Help ya brothas and sista out.

rsvp to guestlist@ninjaskillz.net

EM Sundays at Joseph's
Joseph's
1775 N. Ivar St.
(Right behind Avalon)


Friday May 04, 2007
Start: May 4 2007 9:00 pm

The Forbidden Fiesta is now a Ninja Siesta.

Just kidding. Ninjas never sleep.

The Mountain bar is currently being remodeled into an even MORE AMAZING VENUE, so we are taking a break from our monthly in May and June to prepare for ALMA PARADISO - a 3 day Full Moon Beach Experience!

As part of our preparations for Alma Paradiso, we have sent some ninjas back in time to the year 1862 to help Mexico defeat the French. If all goes well, then history should rewrite itself and Mexico will have won the Battle of Puebla. That will allow us to take over a beach in La Salinas in the present day.


Saturday May 05, 2007
Start: May 4 2007 9:00 pm
End: May 5 2007 2:00 am

The Forbidden Fiesta is now a Ninja Siesta.

Just kidding. Ninjas never sleep.

The Mountain bar is currently being remodeled into an even MORE AMAZING VENUE, so we are taking a break from our monthly in May and June to prepare for ALMA PARADISO - a 3 day Full Moon Beach Experience!

As part of our preparations for Alma Paradiso, we have sent some ninjas back in time to the year 1862 to help Mexico defeat the French. If all goes well, then history should rewrite itself and Mexico will have won the Battle of Puebla. That will allow us to take over a beach in La Salinas in the present day.


Friday May 11, 2007
Start: May 11 2007 12:00 pm

Yer Carnie Uncle Saynt is HONORED to be joining one of the sickest musical lineups ever conceived of by man. I can't do it justice, check it out.

http://www.lightninginabottle.org


Start: May 11 2007 10:00 pm

JP & Rhines w/ Nectar : live @DetroitBar!  _ w/ Conscious Pilot & Riki Yamada:: 05.11.07-Friday Night!

That's right! We're doing it again!

We have a $5 Guestlist (before 11pm)!

...and because we are having this night as our DVD Release Party, you're name on our guestlist guarantees you a FREE copy!

so, make sure you send me your full names... no plus's...
and be ready to have an awesome night as we take it to the next level and blow Detroit Bar up! I think they got a new roof, as the last time we played in December for the recording of the DVD, we BLEW IT THE HELL OFF!!!

see YOU there Friday Night!
peace out and later daze,
-rhines

Bristol Sessions @ Detroit Bar
Friday Night _ May 11th 2007


Saturday May 12, 2007

Yer Carnie Uncle Saynt is HONORED to be joining one of the sickest musical lineups ever conceived of by man. I can't do it justice, check it out.

http://www.lightninginabottle.org


Start: May 11 2007 10:00 pm
End: May 12 2007 2:00 am

JP & Rhines w/ Nectar : live @DetroitBar!  _ w/ Conscious Pilot & Riki Yamada:: 05.11.07-Friday Night!

That's right! We're doing it again!

We have a $5 Guestlist (before 11pm)!

...and because we are having this night as our DVD Release Party, you're name on our guestlist guarantees you a FREE copy!

so, make sure you send me your full names... no plus's...
and be ready to have an awesome night as we take it to the next level and blow Detroit Bar up! I think they got a new roof, as the last time we played in December for the recording of the DVD, we BLEW IT THE HELL OFF!!!

see YOU there Friday Night!
peace out and later daze,
-rhines

Bristol Sessions @ Detroit Bar
Friday Night _ May 11th 2007


Sunday May 13, 2007
Start: May 11 2007 12:00 pm
End: May 13 2007 12:00 pm

Yer Carnie Uncle Saynt is HONORED to be joining one of the sickest musical lineups ever conceived of by man. I can't do it justice, check it out.

http://www.lightninginabottle.org