Our buddies at Hipgeneis are throwing one helluva holliday shindig, while we won't be playing there we will be....playing there... if you catch my drift....

As the holiday season approaches, store shelves are stocked with wholesome toys,
and happy songs and pleasant games are suddenly everywhere. Behind the scenes,
however, this saccharine sweetness is not so innocent. Teams of subliminal broadcasters
tirelessly promote smiling cheer, while crack squads of Holiday Enforcement Agents
in red and green conduct merciless midnight raids against those guilty of crimes against
the seasonal spirit. Armies of workers mark suggestive toys in red marker,