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Watching the advertising and media coverage of this year's crop of
political candidates, one is tempted to ask, "are these the best that
our nation has to offer?"

Next friday, November 10th, we of the Ninja Skillz collective intend to
prove otherwise. We seek a true representative sampling of this nation's
best and brightest. Individuals of honor, integrity, creativity and
blatant nonconformity. In other words, YOU.

But first things first. On November 7th it is *imperative* that you drag
yourself to the polls and pull that lever, punch that chad, ink that
bubble, or do whatever the hell you're supposed to do on those Diebold
machines. Then prepare to wash your hands thoroughly of the matter and
let your voice be heard through music and dance. No matter how it turns
out. No matter where you fall on the political spectrum. Whether you
feel that voting is your sacred birthright or a purely symbolic
substitute for true democracy, we will all have a reason to come
together next weekend and share in the moment.

We may want to celebrate or we may want to commiserate. We might use our
time to reconcile with sworn political enemies or just to relieve a
diaper-load of electoral stress. Either way, we hope you'll come join us
for:

THE PATRIOT ACT

Friday, November 10th, 2006
6465 Sunset Boulevard
Hollywood, CA 90028
8PM - 4AM
$10 all night

Bring your Ballot Stub for a free drink.
First 150 people get on the guestlist for Spundae Nov 11.

*** The Candidates ***

Athena

(militantsexcouncil, bootymachine)

darkMatter

(hipgenesis)

Dr. Bombay

(alien underground)

JP

(ninja skillz, innerflight)

Mark Zabala

(ninja skillz)

Michael Insane

(ninja skillz)

Nattie

(stormriders)

Phild0g

(ninja skillz, stormriders, roll call)

Philip Evans

(motion+sound)

Rhines

(ninja skillz, innerflight, dj culture )

Sammy Bliss

(ninja skillz, pocket)

Saynt

(ninja skillz)

Thomas Lann

(stormriders)

*** The Debate Schedule ***

8:00 - 9:30 Saynt vs Sammy Bliss
9:30 - 11:00 Phil Evans vs. Dr. Bombay
11:00 - 12:00 Nattie vs Athena
12:00 - 1:00 JP vs. Rhines
1:00 - 2:00 darkMatter vs Thomas Lann
2:00 - 4:00 Mark Zabala vs Michael Insane vs Phild0g

Early arrival is highly suggested.

For more information or to join our mailing list:
http://www.ninjaskillz.net

Our brothers on the short bus over at POCKET are gearin up for another night of shinanigans, tomfoolery, malarky, and some certain grab-assing at SPUNDAE on Saturday, November 11th!

AND We DAMN Stealthy Ninjas keep sneaking in!

This go around, yer Carnie Uncle Saynt will be joining the madcapped full-fledged fest of freakery in the Upstairs Lounge alongside Sammy Bliss, Jesse Wright, and some other chick that has a super hot girlfriend....

I'll be the guy in the FRO DEL FUEGO! Or.... something....

Send yer Uncle Saynt an email at saynt@ninjaskillz.net for Guestlisting, Free Admission, and affordable alcohol disposal.